Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Sex Workout

Sex Workout

Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...


REMOVING CLOTHES

With partner's consent...
12 calories
Without partner's consent...
187 calories


UNHOOKING BRA

Using two calm hands...
7 calories
Using one trembling hand...
36 calories


GETTING INTO BED

Lifting partner...
1.5 calories
Dragging partner along floor...
16 calories
Using skateboard...
3 calories


ACHIEVING ERECTIONS

For normal healthy man...
2.5 calories
Losing erection...
14 calories
Searching for it...
115 calories


PUTTING ON CONDOM

With erection...
1.5 calories
Without erection...
300 calories


INSERTING DIAPHRAGM

If the woman who does it is:

Experienced...
6 calories
Inexperienced...
73 calories
If a man does it...
650 calories
Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room.



POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS

Bouncing...
7 calories
Sliding around...
9 calories
Serious skidding...
12 calories
Whiplash...
27 calories


ORGASM

Real...
27 calories
Faked...
160 calories


ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE

Shoes flew off...
35 calories
Expression didn't change...
0.5 calories
Orchestra swelled...
6 calories
Birds sang:

Large birds...
7 calories
Small birds...
3 calories
Earth moved...
30 calories


PULLING OUT

After orgasm...
0.5 calories
A few moments before orgasm...
500 calories


PENIS ENVY

For woman...
3 calories
For men...
72 calories


GUILT

Banging your boss for a promotion...
30 calories
Sex during a 'sickie'...
10 calories
Bonking each other with parents in other room...
7 calories
Putting it on your expense account...
9 calories


AGGRAVATION

Partner keeps showing plant...
5 calories
Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay...
14 calories
Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time...
10 calories
Partner is taking phone calls...
7 calories
Partner is making phone calls...
40 calories


GETTING CAUGHT

By partner's spouse...
60 calories
By your spouse...
100 calories
Trying to explain...
55 calories
Trying to remain calm...
100 calories
Leaping out of bed...
75 calories
Getting dressed in one motion...
500 calories

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