Sex Workout
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...
| REMOVING CLOTHES | |
| With partner's consent... | 12 calories |
| Without partner's consent... | 187 calories |
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| UNHOOKING BRA | |
| Using two calm hands... | 7 calories |
| Using one trembling hand... | 36 calories |
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| GETTING INTO BED | |
| Lifting partner... | 1.5 calories |
| Dragging partner along floor... | 16 calories |
| Using skateboard... | 3 calories |
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| ACHIEVING ERECTIONS | |
| For normal healthy man... | 2.5 calories |
| Losing erection... | 14 calories |
| Searching for it... | 115 calories |
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| PUTTING ON CONDOM | |
| With erection... | 1.5 calories |
| Without erection... | 300 calories |
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| INSERTING DIAPHRAGM | |
| If the woman who does it is: | |
| Experienced... | 6 calories |
| Inexperienced... | 73 calories |
| If a man does it... | 650 calories |
| Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. | |
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| POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS | |
| Bouncing... | 7 calories |
| Sliding around... | 9 calories |
| Serious skidding... | 12 calories |
| Whiplash... | 27 calories |
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| ORGASM | |
| Real... | 27 calories |
| Faked... | 160 calories |
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| ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE | |
| Shoes flew off... | 35 calories |
| Expression didn't change... | 0.5 calories |
| Orchestra swelled... | 6 calories |
| Birds sang: | |
| Large birds... | 7 calories |
| Small birds... | 3 calories |
| Earth moved... | 30 calories |
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| PULLING OUT | |
| After orgasm... | 0.5 calories |
| A few moments before orgasm... | 500 calories |
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| PENIS ENVY | |
| For woman... | 3 calories |
| For men... | 72 calories |
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| GUILT | |
| Banging your boss for a promotion... | 30 calories |
| Sex during a 'sickie'... | 10 calories |
| Bonking each other with parents in other room... | 7 calories |
| Putting it on your expense account... | 9 calories |
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| AGGRAVATION | |
| Partner keeps showing plant... | 5 calories |
| Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay... | 14 calories |
| Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time... | 10 calories |
| Partner is taking phone calls... | 7 calories |
| Partner is making phone calls... | 40 calories |
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| GETTING CAUGHT | |
| By partner's spouse... | 60 calories |
| By your spouse... | 100 calories |
| Trying to explain... | 55 calories |
| Trying to remain calm... | 100 calories |
| Leaping out of bed... | 75 calories |
| Getting dressed in one motion... | 500 calories |
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